![]() The game doesn't work like a proper soccer game in any sense of the word. If you watch soccer or have ever played Winning Eleven 8 and then go directly to FIFA Street, you'll wonder what the hell you're supposed to do. EA's new BIG Street game is one that's so far removed from the actual game of soccer it's pathetic. Oh God! The chatting! The endless chattering of raspy English barrel house-ska nonsense! And it moved around a bit, kicking a soccer ball off fences, and EA thought, "By God, our new creation, it's ALIVE!!!!" Gameplay After several nights of playing FIFA Street, I realized my first impressions of FIFA Street are the same as my final ones, only now that I've played 15 hours of it I'm somewhat bitter. It groaned this horrible, unfathomable raspy voice, chanting in polyrhythmic world-beat tunes, and just started chatting. ![]() Up it came, sizzling with all if its various limbs and bolts sticking out at odd angles, and FIFA Street stood and looked around. Its makers grafted on the progression structure and tricks of NBA Street, strapped on a mish-mash of mo-cap animations, unlockables, and perhaps some of the worst music and voice work ever known to humankind, and then one late wintry night, when the rain poured down hard and lighting struck, the creators of this thing flipped the super electrode switch and watched the force of un-Godly nature madly course through its invention. ![]() ![]() More precisely, FIFA Street is the Frankenstein of soccer games. ![]()
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